person: how long does it take to get there?
me: 3 songs
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Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress


I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

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girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

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Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”

Grandpa yes.

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so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”


his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

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Fic art for The King of Spades by hooliganhearts

Undercover Metropolitan Police officer DC Louis Tomlinson has worked his way up the ranks of a prominent London crime family without raising suspicion, but when he finds himself pitted against a rising crime boss with a police background and a favoured employee by the name of Harry Styles, everything starts to unravel.
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